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Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes
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Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes
You Are My Intellectual Property
Raw, witty, and occasionally startling, this conversation dives headfirst into the messy contradictions of modern romance. Two voices (including one that speaks through silent suggestion and implication) dance through flirtatious banter while unpacking profound truths about human connection in an age of digital distortion.
NOTE: This is a work of satire. Its contents are inadmissible in any trial, public or private. Seriously, chill.
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What kind of girls do you like? I think you're lying. Yeah, I don't see how anyone could not be into girls sexually. Have you seen women? Have you spent time with them? Have you smelled women? Oh my god, if you go to therapy and take it seriously, tweeze your eyebrows, wear clothes that fit 10% more effort you'll be ahead of 90% of dudes out there. That's what divorcees and single guys oh.
Emerson Dameron:I love porn as much as anyone. I get some good ideas. I don't confuse it with reality. It's like anything else Terrible master and a wonderful servant. Yeah, I have a friend who slays it on Tinder, does really well, and it's mostly younger women, gen Z. They like him because he doesn't have porn brain Guys their age do.
Emerson Dameron:It's a terrible time to be a young person. As you know, he's not trying to do anal pile drivers on the first date, and neither am I. I'm not interested in exclusivity. You're not gonna strong-arm me into a relationship I don't want. Nice try.
Emerson Dameron:Sex is God. Sex is the force of creation itself. It's how you get to know someone totally unmediated. Some women think they can fake orgasms. I am not fooled. The orgasms that I create are unmistakable, cascading waterfalls of pure ecstasy. Yeah, that's like a double blind study where some of the people are getting 5-MeO-DMT and the other people are getting placebos. Yeah, you know which one you're getting and I know if you came or not and you don't have to lie. And you don't have to come for me because we're not going to have sex at all. Maybe I'm not interested. I've got a full bantz card right now and I like keeping it casual.
Emerson Dameron:You're a little intense, you are hilarious. I will give you that Kind of a genius. You're the kind of genius that would call yourself a genius. You're overcompensating. It's adorable and you don't need to. That's the thing, that's the tragedy of it, because you've seen some stuff. There is more to you than your smoldering sexuality. I'm sure you could orchestrate threesomes, foursomes, if you have. Yeah, you're not oblivious to the comedy, the darkness. Sex is the ultimate in physical comedy and it's where we hide things. It's too serious to take seriously. Everything is about sex.
Emerson Dameron:I can tell that you love power. Nothing to be ashamed of. Power is value neutral. I'd rather it go to geniuses, even ones that are a little self-deluded. We all need a little self-delusion to get through the day. The power to go to people who know how to dress.
Emerson Dameron:What is that electric purple? You're getting away with it. You might even be pulling it off. We need more of you. Show us the way, teach us, lead us into the light, show us how to live. What was that like? Oh nice, you're absolutely right.
Emerson Dameron:This kind of crackle is hard to find, even in the best banter. You're one of the only people I steal lines from. I steal like an artist. Yeah, you would never know. What else are you good at, besides seducing the pants and fuzzy hat off of a guard at Buckingham Palace, which you've probably done, aside from tying a knot in a cherry stem with your mouth? What can you do? What are you good at? What are you passionate about? Where do those things intersect? What can you do, well, that you love to do, that the world needs and wants? Ah, that's sexy. Yeah, I like to mix it up. You don't know what's coming next. Oh, that's what the blindfold is, for. Once the ice cube gets involved, it's all over.
Emerson Dameron:I want to create a place for brilliant, hyper-competent women that people depend on. Under so much pressure and all the expectations and obligations, I want to give her a place to fall apart. It doesn't work for weak women. If you're tough but tender, you can forfeit control Not you, the royal. You You're gonna have to really beg for it, because I normally only sleep with royals.
Emerson Dameron:When you've smashed a duchess, your world can change in fascinating ways. My world gets bigger all the time. The longer I'm alive, the more I know that I don't know. Life gets more mysterious, glorious and beautiful. It's a bold adventure. I don't even need to like myself, I just swing it. I let the critics decide. What am I doing? I don't even know. Life flows through me. I let the life force flow through me and I'm like water. Yeah, the guy you were talking with 10 minutes ago doesn't exist anymore. The whole new me. And this one might sleep with you or not. You got it like that for sure.
Emerson Dameron:I'd love to hear you talk about your yoga practice and I'm being totally sincere, it's like dreams. I can't get enough of that. I want to hear about your dreams. Your yoga practice gets into your dreams. You're all bendy and flexible, taut and hot.
Emerson Dameron:In your dream world and here in my world that you're visiting, you're an IP. You're not a VIP. I don't throw around the word very. You're IP. You're my intellectual property. I created you. I can destroy you and you like it. You bring yourself back. Created you. I can destroy you and you like it. You bring yourself back to life so I can knock you out again and again.
Emerson Dameron:Keep dreaming Seriously and tell me about it. I love hearing about people's dreams. I'm glad people don't enjoy it, it's more for me. I'll see you at the dream party, maybe before. No, it's not going to happen this week. You're welcome to keep trying. It's cute when you do Try hard. I'm sure I don't know the most cringe thing about you yet. You have layers we haven't explored. Cool, I will be fashionably late. Keep it 100. Oh, and she goes in for the kiss. That was quite good, really good kisser. One more. I'll see you later. Peace, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Actually, do a lot of things I wouldn't do. I'll give you a list. I didn't say that. Don't assume you make an ass out of you and me. I've already got an ass. It's yours, it used to be mine. Now, all right, bet, thank you.
